Where humans schedule their servitude to feline overlords
Their Royal Highnesses require constant attention while their servants (a.k.a. "parents") are away.
🗓️ Cat sitting dates needed:
Fixed: July 15-16, 17-18, 28-31
Maybe: July 19-20 or 26-27
🧀 Raclette party in August as thanks!
Serve the royal breakfast. Must be room temperature, served on the good china.
Urgency: 😿😿😿😿😿Second helping because they forgot they already ate.
Urgency: 😿😿😿😿😿The less said, the better. Hazmat suit recommended.
Urgency: 😿😿😿😿😿When they wake you up at ungodly hours demanding sustenance.
Urgency: 😿😿😿😿😿Mandatory snuggles. Duration determined by cat. Resistance is futile.
Urgency: 😿😿😿😿Offering of crunchy goodness to appease the fuzzy gods.
Urgency: 😿😿😿😿Supervised adventure to hunt invisible prey and knock things over.
Urgency: 😿😿😿Watch birds and judge the neighborhood cats. Bring binoculars for them.
Urgency: 😿😿😿Because bowl water is SO last season.
Urgency: 😿😿😿Entertain the masters with feather toys until they get bored (3 minutes).
Urgency: 😿😿